Public Road

RT @glassshallot: jay-z is 42 today, which means that when he watches his dvds of “thirtysomething,” rebel “gary” looks like a bearded, …

Thanks for tweeting this at 6 pm on Friday, you jerks. MT @TheAtlantic New study provides a sobering look at alcoholism http://t.co/FUBVd9KE

Just google-imaged “cool party” to get some ideas. Google can’t help you now, Graham.

So how did Nickleback get to be the Limp Bizkit of the ’10s, the band whose very name counts as a joke?

Pastor this AM compared NH to Nazareth: Tiny places from which spring greatness (1st primary & Jesus, respectively). Oh, brother.

RT @PFTompkins: Every year, when the President “pardons” a turkey, I think, Ho ho! What a hilarious ribbing of a legal system that puts …

My favorite part of this Scientology rap video is when they point proudly to a pamphlet: http://t.co/UoQyyhO9 via @ClaraJeffery

Dear Prudie: Is it animal abuse to make fun of a dog behind its back? http://t.co/1Ju8IPvB #hahahahahahahahahahahahaha #no

Hulu ads have informed me today that Karl Lagerfeld has FINALLY directed a short film about ice cream bars starring Rachel Bilson.